I dunno, that hamster seems to be doing pretty well!
…..Well effectively he IS running AND is touching the wheel so I guess he qualifies?
He’s thinking outside the hamster wheel!
Try a clever way to keep ghoulish guests on the ground floor
Let guests know the upstairs is off-limits during the party and decorate the staircase at the same time. We draped black cheesecloth and black leaf garland across several lower stairs and added hair-raising black rats. To complete the look, line up small flameless candles along each step.
Ernie and Bert scarecrows photographed at the local pumpkin farm last year in the “scary” corn maze. I thought this was the scariest display in there. Brought to you by the letters WTF.
oh fuck no.
HELL TO THE NAW MOTHAFUCKAZ
Ahaha that looks so cool, I’d be like WAIT COME BACK!!
fuck that son i’d be out
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
From the bottom of my heart, jungwildeandfree, thank you for taking something scary as shit and making me laugh about it.